Ratings

by | Mar 30, 2004 | 3 comments

Wow. The ratings for my journal have plummeted. Have I lost my edge? My vision? I’m panicking! Sweeps week is coming up, and I need viewership! I guess I’ll need more sex, violence, swearing, and a cliffhanger ending.

3 Comments

  1. hesi
    hesi on March 30, 2004 at 4:37 pm

    did I hear “sex”?
    *giggles*

  2. Manyk
    Manyk on March 31, 2004 at 3:16 am

    So there was this couple that was having violent sex on the edge of a cliff, well, they fell over the edge and swore if they survived the fall they’d never do that again during sweeps week! It’s a good thing there were so many viewers of this act, as they can’t go back on their word 😉

  3. superkev
    superkev on March 31, 2004 at 8:27 am

    lol