Ok so there’s a game of packing one-upsmanship going on in the comments of my last entry. Beat this:
This one time, I went to visit Jupiter and its moons, Io and Ganymede. I wore nothing but a pair of Speedos. I packed only what I could fit between the bristles of my toothbrush. By the time I got back fourteen and a half years later, I still hadn’t used all of the water molecules I had stored there for my journey. Next time I’ll pack lighter.