Bird ph34r!

by | Apr 9, 2006 | 8 comments

Birds crap their pants when they see how shiny my car is, but since they have no pants, it hits my car instead. That explains how my car gets crapped on about 10 times per day. I’m going to invent bird pants.

8 Comments

  1. Jessel
    Jessel on April 10, 2006 at 6:28 am

    invent the pants, we had a red bull advert aired, where a guys drinks some red bull and flys above the birds and is going to crap on the birds — if the pants don’t come right — get a car cover — later days

  2. Diny
    Diny on April 10, 2006 at 10:53 am

    Surplus AA guns.

  3. superkev
    superkev on April 10, 2006 at 11:51 am

    the AA guns are messy and noisy. perhaps the strategic defense initiative would be more appropriate. laz0rz from space, yo!

  4. hesi
    hesi on April 10, 2006 at 12:56 pm

    yea that or no parking under trees

  5. superkev
    superkev on April 10, 2006 at 1:20 pm

    that gives me an idea: zapping the trees from space with the SDI!

  7. maggie
    maggie on April 11, 2006 at 5:35 pm

    best laugh i’ve had all day. so much funnier then studying biochem…

  8. Daxohol
    Daxohol on April 13, 2006 at 1:31 pm

    Ha! Ask KPR about how he would feel if Canada Geese started wearing pants! LMAO