Wow, now that was a waste of time.
I was like a deer in the headlights watching this thing. Even Keira Knightley’s indisputable hotness couldn’t save it from being total trash. The relationships were ridiculous, the characters were so self-consciously trying to be cool, the dialogue was irrelevant and laughable, the visual style was annoying and distracting, and even the sound editing was ludicrous. Imagine Imagine that every few words you said said got repeated. Got repeated. With varying levels of reverb reverb. And imagine it all happened it all happened in a bad fake British accent British accent. Then maybe you’d know what it’s like to be able to say “I’m Domino Harvey. I’m a bounty hunter. I’m a bounty hunter.”
Domino was a total mess. It was told non-sequentially via the old “interrogation by the police method.” The police were represented by Lucy Lu, whom Domino Harvey, in a fit of trying to be cool, accuses of being lesbian. Lu’s character’s reaction was, “WTF?” as was mine. Much of the movie was like this, filled with little bits of unnecessary and uninteresting banter, characters, and entire scenes. Sometimes you get the idea that these scenes are supposed to give you an insight into the character, or help you to understand her, but they fail almost every time. It seems more like the movie was written by a bunch of dudes brainstorming what they think might look cool in a movie. “Let’s make it all cross processed!” “Let’s make her wear really skimpy clothes!” “Let’s shoot a dude’s arm off because of a cell phone problem!” “Let’s have Domino tame a house full of angry, gun-waving gangsters by giving one of them a lapdance!” Right. All of them possibly decent ideas, but none of them gelling together for whatever reason.
Fortunately, through the magic of drugs, and a near-fatal Winnebago crash, Domino was able to have a topless makeout session in the middle of the desert with her implausible love interest, the psychotic Choco. Sadly, even that bit of gratuitous skin wasn’t enough to save this train wreck of a film.
I’m not going to waste any more time writing about this film. It scored one point from me for 2 out of 10, but only because it was marginally better than the worst film I’ve ever experienced.
i think you put too little weight on Knightley’s hotness.
seriously
she deservs at leats a 5
you have any idea how many google image hits you’re going to have for that alt tag? 😛
haha yes, and those people will be rewarded with a hot picture. truth in advertising! 😛
Well i think your blog is anti-anti-Keira because it ate my comment.
ANYWAYS
I dont think she’s that hot. Way too skinny, her lower jaw seems to try to get in front of the upper one, and in photoshoots she always dos the “fine-lips-puckered-up-a-bit-to-the-front” pose.
So if Keira came up to you and said, “Take me now and have your way with me, you manly Argentinian bull-stud!” you’d turn her down because she’s got an underbite?
Perhaps i’d be interested in taking her out to dinner and chat, but I wouldnt be aroused.
And it’s not the underbite, foo. It’s just the one thing she keeps doing as if it were sexy. Surely she’s better than average…..but nah.
Diny you just died to me as a man
Hah, as if
a) this isnt the first time we disagree on women
b) you know i like bigger women (than Keira).
i guess there are just lines that you just don’t cross
this conversation is about 1000 times more entertaining than domino! 😛
You could write a review about us =P
Your security code just told me to go to hell.
haha yes this journal is for people who have taste in women only
Then it’s obviously glitchy, because you’re still posting.
kevin’s security code doesn’t like people.
and for the record i think she can be too sharp edged, but in right situations she is perfectly soft. overall, a 7 in model world. 😛