Lost appleseed

by | Apr 7, 2006 | 7 comments

I was eating an apple and dropped one of the seeds on the floor. I didn’t see where it went, and now it’s lost. Probably the only way to find it now is to not vaccuum for a few years, and then wait for the tree to grow in the accumulated dirt.

7 Comments

  1. Diny
    Diny on April 7, 2006 at 11:39 am

    The dustbunnies shall harness the full power of the appleseed.

  2. superkev
    superkev on April 7, 2006 at 1:24 pm

    or vice versa!

  3. hesi
    hesi on April 7, 2006 at 2:37 pm

    alternatively you could get a bunny and not feed it for a few days then it will find the seed in the carpet

    it could

    well if that wouldn’t work you could always move on to your plan
    except it might smell like dead rabbit in the room
    damn i’ts not a very good plan

  4. superkev
    superkev on April 7, 2006 at 2:41 pm

    eventually the dirt would cover the bunny and i’d have a bunny graveyard/apple orchard.

  5. Diny
    Diny on April 7, 2006 at 4:18 pm

    The dustbunnies would decompose the body of the other rabbit…..thus effectively making it…..bunny cannibalism.

  6. superkev
    superkev on April 7, 2006 at 9:18 pm

    ashes to ashes, bunnies to dustbunnies…

  7. olya
    olya on April 8, 2006 at 12:03 am

    *giggle* too late on an awesome conversation!