Is there anything more ridiculous than a 200 lb. woman riding a miniature motorbike powered by a chainsaw motor? At the very least, there is little that is more annoying. The man and wife at 100 Garfield love to bomb up and down the street, perched atop their miniscule motorcycles like clowns in the centre ring of some fleabag circus. The noise is like that of a mosquito convention under a bullhorn. It makes it almost impossible to have any peace and quiet around here. I guess this is what trashy people do instead of having jobs, since when they’re not riding their little bikes, they’re slouching on the porch yammering into cell phones, smoking and drinking beer. My only comfort is that they don’t wear helmets, so it’s possible that a misturn or an unexpected pothole might cause natural selection to kick into action. I’m highly tempted to throw a stick into their tiny spokes to give nature a foot up.
Clown bikers
by Kevin Thom | Aug 28, 2006 | 7 comments
Who the hell hijacked Kev’s blog and posted a picture of this quality? Kev wouldve jumped down the street and taken a wide-as-an-H1 shot of the front of the bike with like super lighting and…..like……stuff.
the only reason i’d want to get any closer to this would be to deploy the mossad’s anti-princess-diana flash.
Exactly! Not like you’re short on lighting equipment. Plus you’d be the first photographer at the crime scene.
i might get in trouble for not bothering to call an ambulance.
I thought those were illegal on the streets. Submit the pick to the police and tell them were the bike and clowns reside.
how uncharacteristicaly deliciously evil of you
WTF!!! hahahhaahhaha
way too funny
we got that up here too!