Movies to watch and why…

by | Nov 27, 2003 | General

Ronin – Coolest and realistic car chase ever. Forrest Gump – “Mamma always said, ‘Stupid is as stupid does.'” My Cousin Vinny – Marisa Tomei. Batman – Jack Nicholson as the Joker: “This town needs an enema!” and...

Master and Whatever

by | Nov 26, 2003 | Personal

I went to see Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World: The Longest and Most Unremarkable, Hard-to-Remember Movie Title for a Pretty Good Movie. Well, like the title implies, it’s a pretty good movie. It’s basically the story of a British sailing...

Preparing for the Holidays

by | Nov 25, 2003 | General

Here are some absolutely awful jokes that you can perpetrate upon your family and friends this holiday season. 1. Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was assaulted. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says “I’ll serve you, but don’t start...

Weiner Dog

by | Nov 24, 2003 | General

My commute to work this morning was briefly interrupted. There was a small weiner dog running across a major intersection, being pursued at low speed by an big, white, animal control van with a flashing yellow light on top. Both of them were crossing traffic, and cars...

Songs

by | Nov 24, 2003 | Personal

I found a bunch of master tapes of songs I recorded when I was in high school and the first year of university. I was writing electronica back then, and was highly influenced by Depeche Mode, New Order, Pet Shop Boys, and other much more obscure bands. I would write...