by Kevin Thom | Nov 27, 2003 | General
Ronin – Coolest and realistic car chase ever. Forrest Gump – “Mamma always said, ‘Stupid is as stupid does.'” My Cousin Vinny – Marisa Tomei. Batman – Jack Nicholson as the Joker: “This town needs an enema!” and...
by Kevin Thom | Nov 25, 2003 | General
Here are some absolutely awful jokes that you can perpetrate upon your family and friends this holiday season. 1. Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was assaulted. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says “I’ll serve you, but don’t start...
by Kevin Thom | Nov 24, 2003 | General
My commute to work this morning was briefly interrupted. There was a small weiner dog running across a major intersection, being pursued at low speed by an big, white, animal control van with a flashing yellow light on top. Both of them were crossing traffic, and cars...
by Kevin Thom | Nov 13, 2003 | General
Winter can take a flying leap off a cliff, as far as I’m concerned. Last night was the first real hint of it around here. The wind was whipping up something fierce. I thought the windows were going to shatter from the explosiveness of it. It was insane. This...
by Kevin Thom | Nov 11, 2003 | General
Today is the day in Canada that we celebrate Remembrance Day, which is our way of commemorating our fallen war heroes. These are the brave men and women who made the ultimate sacrifice to preserve our way of life against those who strive to take it from us. At 11:11AM...
by Kevin Thom | Nov 7, 2003 | General
I was thinking a lot about the Matrix today, and the themes that it explores. One of the most obvious ones is the balance between free will and destiny. To me, free will is a pragmatic idea, and destiny is a romantic one. And you can define them by two different...
