Movies to watch and why…

Ronin – Coolest and realistic car chase ever. Forrest Gump – “Mamma always said, ‘Stupid is as stupid does.'” My Cousin Vinny – Marisa Tomei. Batman – Jack Nicholson as the Joker: “This town needs an enema!” and...

Preparing for the Holidays

Here are some absolutely awful jokes that you can perpetrate upon your family and friends this holiday season. 1. Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was assaulted. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says “I’ll serve you, but don’t start...

Weiner Dog

My commute to work this morning was briefly interrupted. There was a small weiner dog running across a major intersection, being pursued at low speed by an big, white, animal control van with a flashing yellow light on top. Both of them were crossing traffic, and cars...

Winter

Winter can take a flying leap off a cliff, as far as I’m concerned. Last night was the first real hint of it around here. The wind was whipping up something fierce. I thought the windows were going to shatter from the explosiveness of it. It was insane. This...

Remembrance Day

Today is the day in Canada that we celebrate Remembrance Day, which is our way of commemorating our fallen war heroes. These are the brave men and women who made the ultimate sacrifice to preserve our way of life against those who strive to take it from us. At 11:11AM...